Tales from the Storm Sidelines

Well for those who don't know about "Braden bird" and I told you that I would tell you people.
Now I will tell you the story. Well my team was playing in a tournament and there was this freako lady that was yelling from the sidelines at her son "Go Braden bird." Right after that I slide tackled him. She starts yelling "Give #7 a yellow card, he hurt my son!"
Then my mom comes in and says "Well #7 is my son" (freako lady was sitting right next to my family) A little bit later he Nailed the goalie when he had the ball. Our goalie fell and Braden bird.
This is when my uncle Wayne starts being...well him. He said "Good job Braden bird"
The freako starts saying "Hey stop making fun of my son!" Braden bird was lucky he didn't get a red card (for you people who don't know soccer hitting the goalie with the ball in his hands is illegal and is kicked out of the game) at half time the husband left to the other side of the field so my grandpa says "Well she's so obnoxious her husband left" What they didn't know is her husband was yelling "Go Braden bird" on the other side of the field. Well that's all for now folks and I will try to find some funny stories from The Desert Hills Storm sidelines.